//Bad Llama\\



22.7.05

Brad Pitt: Living On The Edge



On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone


Mystic Tan: Take 1



Fake Bake* pregnancies are so hot.


20.7.05

The Lesser Half



Dear Ms Hilton,

I regret to inform you that you are not, in fact, 'hot'. No amount of airbrushing can change this.

Sexy poses will not obliterate the memory of Chick's failures. Your creations speak for themselves.

Love, A Fan.


19.7.05

Hypocrite Of The Year Award

"I do have a obligation to think about people from different backgrounds but who share the same philosophy -- people who will not legislate from the bench...that's what I told the people when I ran for president." - George W Bush






















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