//Bad Llama\\



7.7.05

Dear Young Hollywood

Why has the allure of Jared Leto so smitten you?

Cameron Diaz? Scarlet Johannson? And now, Ashley Olsen?

This man holds a secret. Does his mid-nineties role as Jordan Catalano truly continue to hold an emotive power over females everywhere? His list of conquered beauties is long, his accomplishments - short.

Wherefore Jared? Wherefore?

Hot Or Not?
  • Not Hot - a poorly coiffed my little pony. very white trash couture.
  • Not Hot - a vacant stare, stubble, and cowlick.
  • Almost Hot - exuding a near Jake Gyllenhaal cuteness. maybe.






















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