WHICH simple blonde shocked staff at a French nightclub by demanding thousands of pounds worth of free booze? The ligging lady in question was given short shrift, so she threw a huge tantrum.
Paris Hilton. Frolicking in St Tropez, bien sur. Note subtle inclusion of 'simple'.
Note To Paris: Wearing anything designed by Nikki Hilton will not obfuscate the failure of 'Chick'. Your efforts at sisterly support are, however, admirable.